@gracie88888 Breakfast pie? We agreed. A creed indeed. But now that we're refining a theological dialectic of negation, we gotta make room for Baptists. Pecan pie? A divine Southern dispensation, admittedly. But is it kosher for the rest of us? And if so, when? Forever? I stand with Bob Hope.
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Pictured speaker / quoted attribution: BoiltOwl @nealjclark1 Recovered pictured passage; not a claim to the full source. Passage boundary: First pictured BoiltOwl Jun7 caption only. Source: archive.nickroutledge.org/post/1677083545658068995 Preserve quoted-author distinctions; the containing tweet does not confer authorship. A gentleman never would. It’s like a woman serving pie for breakfast. It makes you look REAL cheap Retained uncertainty: ["Full pictured sequence checked: three Nick replies saved; five other-author captions proposed separately. No individual IDs invented."]
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Pictured speaker / quoted attribution: Philip Melanchthon Wegmann @PhilipWegmann Recovered pictured passage; not a claim to the full source. Passage boundary: Nested Jun3 post caption only; photograph and stall lettering excluded. Source: archive.nickroutledge.org/post/1677083545658068995 Preserve quoted-author distinctions; the containing tweet does not confer authorship. At Iowa State Fair, @RonDeSantis gets some ice cream with the family. Retained uncertainty: ["Full pictured sequence checked: three Nick replies saved; five other-author captions proposed separately. No individual IDs invented."]
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Pictured speaker / quoted attribution: Amy @gracie88888 Recovered pictured passage; not a claim to the full source. Passage boundary: First Amy Jun7 post only. Source: archive.nickroutledge.org/post/1677083545658068995 Preserve quoted-author distinctions; the containing tweet does not confer authorship. What?!? Pie is obviously breakfast food. Is that a weird east coast thing? Are you even rural? Maybe women over there don’t make good pie? Retained uncertainty: ["Full pictured sequence checked: three Nick replies saved; five other-author captions proposed separately. No individual IDs invented."]
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Pictured speaker / quoted attribution: Amy @gracie88888 Recovered pictured passage; not a claim to the full source. Passage boundary: Later Amy Jun7 reply only. Source: archive.nickroutledge.org/post/1677083545658068995 Preserve quoted-author distinctions; the containing tweet does not confer authorship. I see I won't be dying alone on this hill Retained uncertainty: ["Full pictured sequence checked: three Nick replies saved; five other-author captions proposed separately. No individual IDs invented."]
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Pictured speaker / quoted attribution: BoiltOwl @nealjclark1 Recovered pictured passage; not a claim to the full source. Passage boundary: Later BoiltOwl Jun7 reply only. Source: archive.nickroutledge.org/post/1677083545658068995 Preserve quoted-author distinctions; the containing tweet does not confer authorship. We call that chowder Retained uncertainty: ["Full pictured sequence checked: three Nick replies saved; five other-author captions proposed separately. No individual IDs invented."]
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