Nick Routledge@nick_routledge

@lukeburgis @nwilliams030 Decades ago, at an IKEA in LA, I overheard a woman turn to the stranger next to her, a man stacking box upon box of candles on his trolley. "That's a lot of candles," she said, quizzically. "Well," he responded, eyes-wide, "I do a lot of rituals." She fled.