Nick Routledge@nick_routledge

"Fifteen Ways to Share Your Joke After Twitter Implodes." Consummate brilliance, as usual, from @mcsweeneys @moltmannjuergen x.com/Inkfish/status/1592560758776532993

8. Try to join Mastodon. The tweets are called toots, and it looks like you need to know basic programming. Receive a message from someone in Germany asking for donations and explaining that the network discourages viral posts. Yell, “WELL, THEN WHAT’S THE POINT, JURGEN?” 9. Restart your abandoned newsletter on Substack and post your joke there. Email everyone you know, asking them to subscribe, including your relatives, former coworkers, people from college, and Erik from LinkedIn. One week later, the only people who have subscribed are your grandparents and your Aunt Jean. Text your mom to ask whether your grandma is mad because of the sexual innuendo.
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8. Try to join Mastodon. The tweets are called toots, and it looks like you need to know basic programming. Receive a message from someone in Germany asking for donations and explaining that the network discourages viral posts. Yell, “WELL, THEN WHAT’S THE POINT, JURGEN?” 9. Restart your abandoned newsletter on Substack and post your joke there. Email everyone you know, asking them to subscribe, including your relatives, former coworkers, people from college, and Erik from LinkedIn. One week later, the only people who have subscribed are your grandparents and your Aunt Jean. Text your mom to ask whether your grandma is mad because of the sexual innuendo.